I believe I told you Saturday that Christian “numerologist”, David Meade would be wrong. And I believe I also mentioned Saturday that he would come out and say that somehow he screwed up the numbers, and would issue a new day for the end of the world.
Well, he has.
It’s now going to be on October 21st. And now we now HOW the world is going to end, according not to God, but Meade. It’s going to be a collision of epic proportions between Earth and “Planet X”, which will smash into our planet and destroy it. I have absolutely no idea why he couldn’t get the date right on that. NASA typically can predict the exact minute that a spacecraft it launched 25 years ago will leave the solar system bound for deep space. And they don’t have numerologists working for them. I checked!
I guess that Friday, Meade told a Salt Lake City TV station that he was backing off of the Saturday date because he was misunderstood. Okay…we’re all misunderstood from time to time, but the question on my mind this morning is, when someone says, “The world will end on September 23, 2017.”, what is in that statement that can be misunderstood. Oh, you can be WRONG. You can be flipping off your rocker wrong, but there really isn’t anything that can be misunderstood.
Meade goes on to say that October 21, 2017 will now be the day seven years of tribulation and war start. Now wait a minute! If we’re going to be crunched by “Planet X” on October 21st, how in hell is there going to be anybody left to fight a war; much less enough people to fight a seven year war?
And as if NASA wanted to throw a little more ice water on Meade’s version of the end of the world, they say there isn’t a planet anywhere near Earth to collide with us on 10/21/17. Nor has there ever been in our history on this planet. Nor will there be in the future as far out as they can see.
As I predicted (which I guess makes me more of a prognosticator than Meade), he was wrong on Saturday when the world didn’t end, and he will be wrong on October 21st when the world doesn’t end again. Then, he will fade into the dustbin of history, as yet another kook who never learned in Sunday school that you will never know when the Second Coming, or the End Of The World will be here.
And so, on October 22nd, I plan on going out and buying my wife her birthday present…just to be safe. I mean, why go shopping when the Earth is going to end, right?
Carry on world…you’re dismissed!