If Dems Lose The Senate, Harry Reid Is The One To Blame

It is certainly looking like the GOP is going to pick up at least six seats currently held by Democrats in this coming election. Mark Begich is down by 5 points in the polls in Alaska, Bill Cassidy is currently three points up on Mary Landrieu in Louisiana, and in Iowa, Jodi Ernst, the Republican challenger has opened up a five point lead over Democratic challenger Bruce Braley. Those three seats alone, along with the three Dem seats pretty much already conceded (Montana, South Dakota, and West Virginia) could be enough IF (and it’s a big IF) Pat Roberts holds on to his seat in Kansas. Roberts is currently down five to his Independent rival Greg Orman. If Orman (who is likely to caucus and vote with the Dems) wins the seat, the GOP needs one more. That would likely come from Arkansas where Tom Cotton, the Republican has a 7 point lead over Mark Pryor, the Democrat. And if it plays out this way? It’s all Harry Reid’s fault. He will have brought his own demise as majority leader.

See, several months ago, former majority leader Tom Daschle had asked Reid to endorse and back Rick Weiland who was running for a vacated Democratic seat in South Dakota. Reid, for whatever reason, declined. He’s gone as far as to say that the Dems are going to lose South Dakota. And Weiland has been out there all by his lonesome campaigning. I saw a piece on the news about him. He’s fighting hard, but he has no supporters, no money, nothing to get him over the top. That’s because South Dakota Dems wanted former representative Herseth Sandlin to run instead. But she turned down the invite, preferring to stay in the Badlands.

So at this point, unless there is a huge shift in the next 35 days, Harry Reid’s term as majority leader is going to come to an abrupt end. And he has not one person to blame it on. At least when the Witch of San Francisco lost the Speaker’s seat in the House of Representatives, she could point to Obamacare as the main reason. Reid can’t even blame anyone on that. Had Reid been able to jump on board the Weiland bandwagon, he may have been able to stop that seat from shifting, and losing the Senate. But that’s Harry Reid’s ego for you. They guy believes he’s smarter than the average politician. Actually, he’s smarter than the average national politician from Searchlight, NV. Oh wait. That would be him!

There are some other ways for Reid to save his butt in the last minute. But it’s going to require some earthquakes, fire and brimstone to rain down from heaven and maybe a volcano or two. If either Georgia’s open Republican seat, or Mitch McConnell’s seat in Kentucky were to flip, that would keep the door open for Reid to stay and not become a meaningless asterisk in the pages of history. But both seats are being won by Republicans by five points at this point, and don’t look like their going to shift anytime soon.

Out of the six “unsafe” seats the Dems had to defend this November, it looks like they may win…two. In Colorado, Udall is leading by two points right now (well within the margin of error), and Kay Hagen in North Carolina has pulled out to a six point lead in her first re-election bid. But Alaska, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Iowa, all look like flips to the GOP. Maybe next time, Harry will be more of a team player and less of an egotist!

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

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Obama Throws Intel Community Under Bus…They Push Back on ISIS

When Bobo Obama was on 60 Minutes Sunday, and basically admitted that his team screwed up (and when that happens, the buck stops in the Oval Office, right Harry Truman?), and had under-estimated ISIS’ abilities and over-estimated Iraq’s army’s abilities to defend Iraq, he meant to say that it was James Clapper’s fault…without really saying it was James Clapper’s fault. Nobody really bought that story…except the intelligence community, who was livid.

As one former Pentagon official put it, “Either Obama isn’t reading his Presidential Daily Briefings or he’s bullshitting”. Some rather strong language directed at the sitting president from a former employee. And you really can’t fault James Clapper either. The Director of National Intelligence told a congressional committee all about ISIS and their abilities back in February. I guess that begs the question, was Bobo listening? It appears that he wasn’t told. Why wasn’t he told? Well, you’ve actually got to BE in the Presidential Daily Briefing to be told about the situations IN the Presidential Daily Briefing. Obama has skipped over 60% of his PDB’s in his second term. Oops. I think Bobo owe’s James Clapper a HUGE apology on 60 Minutes! If you don’t show up for what you should show up for, you don’t deserve to get paid. I think the American people ought to demand repayment from Obama…and have congress pass a bill denying him any of his pension because he’s done a half-assed job.

Bobo was all excited about a domestic agenda, and really wasn’t concerned with foreign policy. He never has been. And don’t forget what was happening back in February, when Clapper was testifying before Congress. HHS was still trying to get the rollout right for Obamacare, and they were busy fighting that fight. Of course, Obama wasn’t doing that…but hey…I’m sure he was reading up on the latest/greatest golf equipment for his summer golf trip to Martha’s Vineyard.

It seems that every day that goes by there’s another revelation about how Bobo has mis-handled something or been a poor leader at something else. This guy really hasn’t had a very good year. In fact, looking back, he hasn’t had a very good presidency. And so, with war against ISIS growing ever larger, Congress calling for an AUMF (Authorization Using Military Force) for the battle in Syria, a new attorney general to appoint and get confirmed probably before the end of the year, Bobo has to buckle down and do some actual work. It’s something he really hasn’t been used to doing. I have no idea what he does with his days, but for God’s sake…I could fit all of those meetings into my morning…and I play golf four days a week! Somehow, I do believe that my leadership skill set is a little better than Obama’s is. I’m just sayin’

Once again, thanks to the “low information voter” out there that went to the polls in 2008 and 2012 and pulled a lever without really getting to know whom they were voting for, we are stuck with this guy for another two plus years. It’s getting so bad that even the Secret Service is letting people carrying knives get into the White House after hours now. I guess, they’re tired of Bobo and Michelle’s antics too?

All I can say, and it seems I say it a lot, is that Bobo Obama needs to wake up, grow a pair and become what he was voted in as…president of the United States. He’s never had a real job in his life…hell, he’s the closest thing to a homeless character that we’ve ever had in the White House. But he needs to get slapped up side the head and start earning that fat paycheck he’s getting. It’s just too bad there isn’t a recall mechanism the public can employ to get him out. Joe Biden would almost be a welcome change at this point. Almost. Not quite.

Carry on world…you’re dismissed~!

The Bastardization of The Bill Of Rights

This is your “liberal bashing” warning. If you’re a lib and you don’t want to be bashed, stop reading right now…because you’re not going to appreciate what I have to say.

Our Bill of Rights has been bastardized by the left. And it’s not their fault, it’s conservatives and moderates who are to blame. We let them do it. I thought about this one today, and the more I thought about it, the angrier I got. They’ve taken what was a brilliantly written document, and totally trashed it…changing meanings, mis-interpreting it into their own gobbledegook language, and making up crap about it being a “living and breathing document”. Want proof? Step by step, here we go!

1st Amendment: Freedom of Speech, Press & Religion: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free expression thereof”. Notice what it says…Congress shall make no LAW. That does not mean that you have a freedom FROM religion. It means you have freedom OF religion. The Supreme Court, when packed with liberals forgot basic English when they made the decision of “separation of church and state”. There is nothing of the sort in the Constitution. You can express religion any way you want…any religion you want. Congress can’t establish one religion over another, but they can’t stop someone (or some city, state, or government) from expressing their religious values. Athiests do not have a right to tear down a manger at Christmastime. Nor do they have a right to stop prayer in schools. Or in government. We are free to express our religion in any way we choose.

2nd Amendment: The Right To Keep & Bear Arms: “A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. ” Seems to me this is pretty self explanatory. It doesn’t say anything about hand guns, rifles, automatic rifles, machine guns, or bazookas. The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Period. That means you get to keep and bear arms. There’s nothing in the amendment that says what kind of arms, how many, what you have to do to pass tests in order to own them. It shall not be infringed. If the left only cared about this amendment as much as the others, we’d be a much safer society. Don’t believe me? Ask the guy in Oklahoma who stopped that Islamic fanatic after he beheaded that woman this past weekend.

3rd Amendment: Conditions For Quarters of Soldiers:“No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. ” I don’t think anyone has much of a problem with this one.

4th Amendment: Right of Search And Seizure Regulated: “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.” The Supreme Court found correctly in Riley v. California that you can’t search a cell phone’s data without probable cause and a warrant. This has been tested many times and the courts seem to side with the individual (at least the Supreme Court did in Riley…reversing the appeals court). It follows the legal philosophy that it’s better to let a hundred guilty go free than to imprison one innocent man.

5th Amendment: Provisions Concerning Prosecution: “No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use without just compensation. ” There’s a lot here. Suffice it to say that we’d pretty much agree with the Grand Jury indictment portion, the military cases portion, and the double jeopardy clause. Also the private property confiscation clause. But the one that seems to get people riled up and abused is the “taking the fifth” clause of being a witness against himself. Lois Lerner’s taking the fifth is an extreme example of the left wanting to make their case of innocence without answering any questions under this amendment. It’s stretching the amendment to the point of ripping the paper it’s printed on.

6th Amendment: Right To A Speedy Trial: “In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense. ” Blame the left for ripping this one off the page. Defense attorneys (typically 90% liberal), have always sought to push trial dates back…keeping the accused free for as long as possible. It’s funny because this was originally intended to help the accused. Now it’s there as an excuse. The defense is always trying to get more time to make their case stronger…and keeping their client free longer.

7th Amendment: Right To A Trial By Jury: “In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law. ” Well, if you take this at face value, no “common law” suits should be able to be appealed. The appeals judges and defense attorneys have sought to basically make that a thing of the past. This would stop a lot of cases from ever getting to the Supreme Court in the first case. Basically, if a jury decides it, it’s a done deal. No appeal.

8th Amendment: Cruel & Unusual Punishment: “Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. ” The left has really torn this one apart. They have made “cruel & unusual punishment” something other than total freedom. If someone goes on a killing spree, kills 24 people and is found guilty, his attorneys love to claim “cruel & unusual punishment” if the lethal injection doesn’t kill him in 30 seconds. Totally a bastardization of the amendment.

9th Amendment: Rule Of Construction Of Constitution: “The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. ” The left loves to abuse this amendment. Basically, you have rights other than those in the Constitution. And you can’t be denied those rights because of the Constitution. The left uses this amendment to complain that they can basically do anything they want. You want to know where “patient rights”, the “airline travelers bill of rights” and all of the “rights” come from the left loves to promote? It’s here!

10th Amendment: Rights Of States Under The Constitution:”The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. ” You want to know why Obamacare is really illegal? This is why! There is no power (other than taxation) for the US government to make you buy health insurance. Oh, they can tax you however they want (even though they didn’t want to call it a tax). But if it’s not in the constitution, the states have the power over the federal government. The left HATES this amendment because they want the federal government to control every aspect in your life…and they can’t get around the 10th amendment!

There you have it. The left has bastardized, by my unofficial count eight of the ten amendments. I just want to know what their punishment should be for treason…because that’s what going against the US Constitution is…treason. Isn’t it death? Hmmm…

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

Obama Admits He Screwed Up In Middle East

Barack Obama, appearing last night on 60 Minutes basically admitted that he and his national security team screwed up big time when it came to Iraq and ISIS. In an extremely rare candid moment, Obama said that his intelligence staff (and himself) underestimated ISIS’ abilities to field an army, and overestimated Iraq’s abilities to defend itself.

At least Bobo got one thing right. He called Syria, “Ground Zero” in the birthplace of terrorism at this point in time. And he mentioned that it would require military force to stop the funding, training, growth, and to shrink the capacity of ISIS. Well, he got that part right. CBS News released excerpts of the interview ahead of time…according to an article by the Associated Press. Bobo however, didn’t carry it out to it’s logical conclusion which would have been to say, it’s going to require boots on the ground to get the job done. It’s like John Boehner has said, if the US can’t get the Iraqi’s and the Free Syrian Army trained and up to speed in time, the US is going to have to send troops in to finish the job. No one else is volunteering it. It’s left to Obama to do it. And again, if he does it, he’s going to look like a fool (again), because even this past weekend, he had his minions on the Sunday talk shows swearing up and down that the US would not send in ground troops.

Well, Bobo…you’re already sending in ground troops. You’re sending in “advisers” and you’re sending in “support personnel” that are helping coordinate the air strikes. You’ve just chosen, as you’ve done so many times, to play semantics with it. People on the ground equals boots on the ground, Bobo. There’s no other way about it. I guess we can call this another Obama Lie. They’re becoming too numerous to mention. I know I’ve lost track of them all.

Boehner made one other comment over the weekend that was very much spot on. “They’re out to kill us. If we don’t destroy them first, we’re going to pay the price”. Translation? This ain’t the time to be playing pacifist president. The question is, will a president who has already lost the respect of world leaders, and the credibility of his citizens at home be able to stay pacifist? Can he actually drag this thing out two years without being pulled into an all out war against ISIS? My guess is he’d like to. He’d like to leave it for the next president to prosecute the war, but my hunch is ISIS isn’t necessarily going to wait for him.

And therein lies the crux of the problem. We all believed that Bobo was magical back in 2008, right? I mean, the seas would retreat, and he’d go and talk to Iran and North Korea, and we’d all sing Kumbyah, and everything would be ducky. The only problem is, the world keeps spinning, and just because Bobo got anointed as president, the rest of the world just shrugged their shoulders and carried on. I was actually surprised the sea levels didn’t recede. I was surprised that the Islamic terrorists all didn’t lay down their weapons, praise Allah, and have one big hug party. But that didn’t happen.

Bobo has to wake up and realize that he screwed up and he’s got to make amends for his mistakes. He has no other options than to get boots on the ground. Oh, he can wait until the Iraqi’s all turn tail and run again. He can wait until we’ve wasted $500 million on training and arming the “FSA” to do our dirty work for us. But I don’t think that’s going to buy him 2 years. The FSA isn’t capable of fighting a two front war. Hell, I doubt we’re that capable of fighting a two front war anymore. And the clock isn’t going to run out on his presidency before he has to make some painful decisions. The question is, is he finally going to grow a pair and make the right ones? My guess is no.

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

The Obama Reboot

When you’re the president of the United States, I’m sure (though I don’t know first hand, of course) that you are in a huge bubble. People tell you things you want to hear, not necessarily the way things are. So, it’s very possible, unless you go out on your own to find out what’s happening in the world, that you think you’re floating along doing just fine, when the world hates the job you’re doing. And, I’m sure that at some point, presidents wake up to that fact, and realize they’re not doing exactly what the American people that elected them had hoped you’d be doing.

It’s at that point you can either reboot and try a different approach, or tell the world they are wrong and you alone are right and go blindly toward the abyss. Smart politicians reboot. Such is the case this past week with Barack Obama. When he was at the UN a scant five years ago, he couldn’t wait to tell the world body how the United States had woken up to the fact that we weren’t the sole super-power in the world, and that yes, everybody could get along. It was a hopeful, friendly, conciliatory speech. Five years later, how it’s changed. Bobo has learned that apparently, not everybody can get along. You can’t just talk your way to friendship with your enemies, and phrases like “network of death” and “brand of evil” replaced the daisies and daffodils. Thus, the Obama Reboot has officially begun.

And it’s a fitting place to do it for Bobo. After all, he gives preferential treatment to things said and done in those weird shaped buildings in New York City. He follows Europe’s blind caroms off the walls of history to do what the world wants him to do, not what’s necessarily good for America. And so it makes sense that it was at the United Nations, that bastion of socialism, that Obama re-set himself. This “ender of wars” became a president who began one. Not really, but in his world it had to be a shock. After all, Congress hasn’t really given him authorization to bomb ISIS in Syria. And you can’t really declare “war” on a non-country. And if he actually DID declare “war” on ISIS, all hell would break loose because that would mean that NATO countries would have to go into Syria, whether they liked it or not (one reason we haven’t declared war on anybody since December 8, 1941).

So, are we going to see a more combative, more forceful, more aggressive president for the next two years? Is he really hell-bent on dealing with ISIS, and destroying them as he liked to say when he was in Wales? Nope. Sorry to disappoint. That’s not going to happen. What Bobo’s REAL strategy is here, I’m afraid is to run out the clock. He knows that training a total of 5,000 Free Syrian Army members a year isn’t going to be enough to get the job done quickly. That’s why he said it’s a multi-year campaign. The best generals in our army say that IF we train the FSA and IF they follow our lead, we can expect to need 15,000 troops on the ground now in order to kill off ISIS. And that’s with their army at 31,000…and it’s growing monthly. That means the war goes at least three years. And that means that whomever is elected president in 2016 inherits Bobo’s mess.

His strategy is to contain ISIS until then. Keep them busy enough fighting in Syria, dodging our bombs that they aren’t able to come over here and cause trouble. That’s the strategy that nobody is telling you. That’s what’s really going to happen for the next two years. And whether it’s a GOP candidate or a Democrat that ends up getting elected, they ARE going to have to send troops into Syria to clean up the mess he’s left behind. The FSA isn’t capable of finishing the job. Neither are the Iraqis. The Kurds would be able to. So would Turkey if they ever decided to join the fight on the ground (which is doubtful).

Whether Obama likes it or not, he’s become a war-time president. Call it what you will, or don’t call it anything (as he’s chosen to do), it doesn’t matter. What matters is that we’re going to be embroiled in a war for a few more years, like it or not. And I may shock people when I say this, but it’s not Obama’s fault. It’s the hand history dealt him. It’s what happens when Kumbayah doesn’t work.

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

Emeril Lagasse Gets It…Why Doesn’t Obama?

Emeril Lagasse isn’t what I would call a political figure. The guy single handedly made Food Network a household name. He was the first “super-chef” with his “BAM” and his unique style. But you don’t see him spouting off about politics or how the Democrats need to retain congress. I guess he’s like most chefs. I don’t know Gordon Ramsay’s political point of view either, and I guess that doesn’t matter since he’s British.

But Emeril was appearing on a TNT show the other day and oops…happened to hit the nail on the head. He said that if the Obama Administration doesn’t get out of the way, and let the restaurants in this country be restaurants, they’re all going to pack up and leave this country. He said he doesn’t have anything against Obama per se, other than the fact that no one can afford to follow all of the regulations, and still make a living. All we will have at the end of it are super-high end restaurants that only the uber-rich can afford, and fast food. And he’s right.

That’s because that Emeril understands food. He understands business. He understands what it takes to be successful. And when you take the (R) and the (D) out of it and look at the policies, you have to assume that most businesses are in it to get and keep their customers. You don’t do that in the long run by pissing people off with poor service, or under-cooked chicken. Not for most businesses anyway. And that’s the crux of the problem with government today. They get into our lives too much.

Look, I don’t care if you’re Democrat, Republican, or a friggin’ owl. Your label doesn’t matter to me. What matters to me is the freedom you allow me, and my fellow Americans to enjoy. When you start throwing the EPA down someone’s throat because the red-breasting tufting tit-willow humming bird that lives in a marsh in southeastern Oregon is down to the final 800,000 members of it’s species and you’re going to stop humans from living because of it, we have a problem. When you’re going to tell the millions of coal miners in this country they can’t ply their trade anymore because they pollute the air with their product, yet China is adding a new coal mine every single week? There’s something wrong with that equation. The Chinese don’t have the right to put me out of business by polluting more than I do. When Al Gore wants me to buy carbon credits to “save the planet” because of global climate change warming or whatever he’s calling it this week, he’s lying to me. He wants control of my money. That’s what it’s all about. And it’s got to stop or we’re all going to slowly give away our rights as Americans.

Emeril Lagasse gets it. A friggin’ chef from New Orleans understands the way of America better than the president of the United States. That in and of itself should make the president feel really small and petty. I know it doesn’t but it should. Bobo Obama is a joke to the world. His administration is a joke to Americans. The EPA is nothing more than a bunch of tree huggers who’d do us all a favor if they went away and stayed away. We don’t need them anymore. We don’t need the regulations they pass (without congress) that cost us billions of dollars. And we don’t need other departments in our federal government. I’m going to do some research here in the coming weeks and post what these departments actually cost us, and what we can do without. I doubt I can save at $17 trillion that we’re in debt, since the government isn’t that large, but I bet I can save 30%. We can have the federal debt paid off in less than 20 years. And I’ll be happy to show you how I would plan to do it.

It sickens me that a chef from Louisiana is smarter than his senator. But it’s true. And it’s gotta stop, or we’re all gonna stop. And that’s the way it is!

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

Who’s Got The Worst Job In Washington?

I’m sitting here watching the news and all of the stories about how Obama needs to go to congress to get approval for air strikes in Syria. How it’s not the same war that George W. Bush was fighting against Iraq in 2002, so there needs to be an AUMF (an authorization of military force) passed to go to Iraq. Of course, President Bobo Obama says he’s got all of the authority he needs to go wherever he wants to so long as he’s fighting “the war on terror”. And then I watch Josh Earnest, the presidential puppy dog, er…press secretary, trying to tip toe his way around the press, who’s hounding him that you really don’t have authorization, because it’s a completely different war. You left Iraq…now you want to go back.

And I am sitting here wondering to myself who has the toughest job in Washington DC these days. Here are the candidates:

1. Barack “Bobo” Obama: He’s the president nobody likes. Even his own party is throwing him under the bus. Democrats and Republicans alike on capitol hill are calling for an authorization to be voted on before these air strikes continue. He’s one of, if not the most unpopular presidents in US history, and he isn’t very good at prosecuting war. But that’s what history has thrust him into. He’s also not very good at answering the call. It’s a lonely place at the top!

2. Michelle Obama: When Bobo comes home at night, feeling tired and drawn, he has to unload on Michelle, who by all reports I’ve seen could give a hefty hyena’s ass about what Bobo thinks. Having to listen to his rants for hours on end would certainly get me drinking (more than I do), and would probably make her pack on the pounds. Not an easy job. Add to that the fact that her school lunch program is looking more like Obamacare, and imploding day by day as not a school period goes by that one school district after another decides to opt out of it. Too expensive, not enough taste, nobody eats it. It’s tough being so healthy, huh Michelle!?

3. Josh Earnest: The Press Secretary has his work cut out for him. He’s taken over for Jay Carney who at least could lie with a straight face. Watching the daily press briefings, I’ve picked up when Josh Earnest lies…he opens his mouth. No, seriously, he has the line written down and he repeats the line verbatim. That’s his tell. It’s gotta be hell having to stand up there day after day as your former colleagues lambaste you and you know they’re right. And yet, you keep lying to them.

4. Harry Reid: Here’s another person I wouldn’t want to be. Though he’s got a lot of responsibility as majority leader of the senate, he doesn’t seem to do anything except bash the Koch Brothers. He doesn’t do a very good job of running the senate, because he’s got hundreds of house-passed bills sitting on his desk waiting for a vote, but refuses to do anything with them. It has to be tough to get up in front of people and blame the GOP for stonewalling and causing gridlock when you know in your heart of hearts, you’re the one to blame.

5. John Boehner: He’s tried. I mean, John Boehner, for all his faults and foibles has tried to run the House in a professional manner. It’s gotta be tough knowing that everything you pass is going to get shoved into a pidgeon hole somewhere never again to see the light of day. And meanwhile, the senate has only sent over about 30 bills in 2 years, so it’s not like they’re too busy over there doing stuff. I feel sorry for John…he’s not real adept at running things, but he’s better than Nancy Pelosi. Hell, my dead grandmother would be better than Nancy Pelosi.

6. Lois Lerner: Oh wait. She doesn’t have a job. All she does is garden, lie, and obfuscate. Never mind, Lois….go back to the hydrangas.

Well, at least we have five to choose from. Not sure who has the toughest job. I really personally think it could be Josh Earnest. How do you wake up with a smile on your face every day knowing you have to go through the whole day lying to everyone you see? That’s gotta be a rough one!

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!