Oh, the crybaby celebrities that have been in the news since Donald Trump’s win over Hillary Clinton two weeks ago hasn’t abated one bit. In fact, if anything, it’s taking a very bizarre turn!
Lena Dunham, who had told the world just before the election that if Trump won, she’d be moving to this quaint little place in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, apparently hasn’t made up her mind yet. Dunham, who stars in the HBO series, “Girls” was in the Desert Man’s neck of the woods this past weekend, up in Sedona. For those of you unfamiliar, Sedona has mystical powers. It has really pretty red rocks and lots of them. As you drive in, you get the feeling you’re on a different planet, it’s so neat. But Dunham came there for a different reason. She needed to get in touch with those rocks to seek peace and direction in her life. So she went hiking in the valley around Sedona (which is quite posh, quite expensive, and extremely touristy!) to ask the rocks about what she should do regarding her future.
Chelsea Handler appeared on her show on Netflix, and was without any make up on. It was evident she had been weeping for the past two weeks non-stop. And she told her audience that she really, REALLY wanted to move to Spain (but she doesn’t speak Spanish!), and didn’t because her staff told her she had an obligation to them, and to America to “stay and fight”. So, she was going to be a big girl and cry and then go on stage looking terrible and “fight”, whatever that means.
The likes of others like Whoopie Goldberg and Miley Cyrus, who also swore they’d leave the country, and you could believe them because they were famous people, also walked back their statements. Apparently, they were both kidding as they said. So, they have no credibility apparently. And the others? I haven’t heard anything from Cher, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Justin Bieber, or any of the other idiots that swore they’d leave the country…and an interesting side note, Supreme Court swamp-monster Ruth Bader Ginsburg has decided NOT to move to New Zealand as she promised she’d do. Apparently she and her husband like sleeping on the job in DC too much!
I just get a hoot out of all of these types of people that over-react at the thought of losing an election. It happens people. It happens to all of us. We don’t always win, and there aren’t always participation ribbons waiting for us at the end. Someone always loses in an election. Just because you were for Clinton this time around doesn’t mean she is going to win. Trust me on that one! I was for Anyone But Obama for the past eight years. Hell, I would have considered Idi Amin if he were still alive…but it didn’t pan out that way. So, you hike up your skirt, dry your eyes, get really drunk, and try and make it last four years. THAT is how you react to losing an election. But if you still want to leave the country, my offer to buy you a first-class plane ticket anywhere in the world (as long as you never come back) still stands…just sayin’!
Carry on world…you’re dismissed!