Stupid Quote Time

I really wish I could turn my back on stupid quotes. I mean, we ALL say things that we wish we hadn’t, but for cryin’ out loud, people! These people are supposed to have a modicum of intelligence. It’s too bad they didn’t show it! So, without further ado, let’s take a look at some recent quotes that are just plain stupid!

Mark Halperin, Bloomberg Politics Managing Editor, on why Hillary Clinton didn’t campaign in Wisconsin: “[T]here were Russian troops on the Iowa-Wisconsin border that kept Hillary Clinton from going in. So, that was one thing.”

Lena Dunham, Actress, who continues to rant and rave about an election loss she can’t cope with: “Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.” Huh?

Michelle Obama, First Lady, on her thoughts on the election (as if anyone really cares what she thinks!?): “Americans are no longer feeling hopeful since Donald Trump’s election.”

Loretta Lynch, US Attorney General, on meeting with former president, Bill Clinton on the tarmac of Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix during the Clinton email scandal: “It was harmless. We talked about golf and grandkids. The topic of the email investigation never came up.”

Nameless Protester At Wisconsin Electoral College Vote, complaining about the way the Wisconsin Electors voted (and had to by law): “This is not MY America! You sold out our country! You don’t deserve to be in America”.

Barack Obama, President of the United States, on the so-called “Russian Hacking” (that no one can actually prove was Russia): “Russia trying to influence our elections dates back to the Soviet Union. What they did here — hacking some emails and releasing them — is not a particularly fancy brand of espionage or propaganda.”

And that was basically just from this past week. Imagine the inane quotes from leftists I could have come up with had I actually worked at it…I didn’t even include anything from Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid, and that could have been a treasure trove. No, I’m sorry liberal left…we’re going to miss your comedy!

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!

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2 thoughts on “Stupid Quote Time

  1. Well Desert, you are correct, it is stupid quote time. So, I present to you quotes from the president elect, Trumpfuehrer with pithy, yet true comments.

    1. “I know more about ISIS than…………the generals.” So far he has said that in thirty days of taking office he wants a plan for defeating ISIS from……………….the generals. This does not include the three generals named as national security advisor and cabinet positions. Guess they know more than him.

    2. “When I become president I will ask the Justice Department to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton and her e-mails.” Pumpkin Hair recently said that he would not investigate Hillary because it was, essentially not worth it.

    3. “I know words, lots of words, beautiful words.” I guess yuge, beautiful, awesome terrific are words only taught at Penn and we do not learn them. Maybe he should look up emolument in relations to his business holdings and he refuses to divest. If I was a Democratic Congressman I would file articles of impeachment against Il Duce right after the Chief Justice administers the oath of office.

    4. “We are going to repeal Obamacare, which has been a disaster, with something beautiful.” Apparently the plan is to repeal Obamacare and delay its implementation until after the 2018 elections with a plan that is still secret. Of course the Republicans have had over six years to come up with a plan and so far zilch. There is a move in Congress to repeal Social Security and Medicare with some shit plan for privatizing Social Security and crappy, almost worthless vouchers for Medicare, but you will still have your guns. Why do Republicans hate senior citizens? Wait until his rural white voters find out that their Obamacare plan is going to be replaced by a nearly worthless insurance plan. Told you REpublicans were coming after your healthcare and not your guns.

    5. “I am going to bring back manufacturing jobs back to the U.S.” If you believe this, you believe in magic fairy dust, which will also appear later. If Il Duce is so committed to this, why has he not brought jobs back from overseas that manufacture his cheesy clothing lines and toss in Ivanka’s also? Huh, why? Do I hear crickets?

    6. ” I am going to bring back the coal jobs.” More magic fairy dust as coal sales have been declining since the 1970’s and has only accelerated as power plants here and overseas are going to alternative energy or cheaper natural gas. Instead of coal cars leaving Coal Country, maybe they will be arriving with more oxycodone or heroin.

    7. “I am going to cut the corporate tax rate from 35% to 15% and personal taxes will be in just three categories with the top tax rate being 25%. With this plan I will erase the national debt in ten years.” Right and monkeys will fly out my butt. This idiotic plan will actually add over three trillion to the debt. Even Republicans in Congress realize this is insanity. Nice to know that corporations will get a 20% tax cut and the top 1% will receive a 15% tax cut. Of course for all his posturing, nobody pays the top tax rate and most all the small businesses in the U.S. are Subchapter S, LLCs, PCs, partnerships, etc. wherein taxes are paid personally not by the corporation. Looks like the middle class gets screwed again and the magic fairy dust only adds to the national debt.

    8. “The DJT Foundation, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any expenses, 100% of the money goes to wonderful charities.” He’s correct, the wonderful charities have been Donald J Trump. So far he has not made any donations since 2009 and the money has gone to settle lawsuits, purchase a painting of himself and purchased a Tim Tebow helmet which appears to be missing. Maybe it is with the Ark of the Covenant and his BFF Benny Netanyahoo call locate for him. Any donations made were with other people’s money. His $1 million donation to Wounded Warriors and some other unknown veterans charities was made only after the Washington Post printed an article stating that he reneged on his contribution promise earlier this year and that was five months after the fact.

    9. “Climate change is a hoax invented by the Chinese.” This goes in the Orange Monkey’s bin of real science is bullshit. Only 98%+ of climate scientists say climate change is real and man made, but Bozo boy said it’s from the Chinese Department of Making Shit Up. The oceans are turning into carbolic acid and warming at an alarming rate, glaciers are melting at an alarming rate, sea levels rising at an alarming rate meaning his Florida House will be flooded in about ten years. A couple of other things, he is looking to a permit to build berms in Scotland because, as he said, global warming is causing the sea to rise and encroach on his overpriced golf course. I wonder what his thoughts on gravity are as it is only a theory. HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM.

    That’s sums it up so far, he is the Pottery Barn president, you own him.

    • Gotta love your literary license, I’ll say that much for you. There really isn’t much to comment on here, since most of it is from Saturn, but I’ll try. First of all, in #3, I know I didn’t go to Penn, or Harvard, or even SIU, but I’m still not sure what “yuge” means. I tried looking it up…the dictionary laughed at me. Maybe you can help!?
      #4 makes no sense what-so-ever. You’re saying you ENJOY the rate increases of 116% per year? Hmmm… maybe you can throw some of that extra money over this way! And where do the Dems and liberals come off thinking that retirement accounts are better off in the hands of government rather than a private sector? Look at ALL of the millionaires and billionaires in this country. Tell me how many of them made their fortunes from investing (and that’s what retirement funds are) in government? The answer by the way is NONE. By keeping social security, medicare, and medicaid in the hands of the government, you guarantee that the returns will be crap. When will you people ever learn?
      #5…well, he’s already announced four deals so far. Ask Buffalo, New York how happy they are that jobs that were going overseas (like Tesla) are now coming there!
      #6, 7, and 8 are so left field, they defy a need for comment. As for #9, it has been widely reported that NOAA (see http://www.realclimatescience.com for the article and attending charts) has fudged their numbers to the point it makes up 100% of the “global warming” data for the past decade. Nice try. I’ve never said global warming isn’t happening. I’ve always said the earth moves in cycles, and it doesn’t care what man does. You’ve never been able to explain the Ice Age, and the subsequent thaw. We know it wasn’t man, so what was it? Game, set, match. And Happy New Year! Oh, and I’d FAR prefer owning Trump than an orange pantsuit wearing alcoholic, pathological liar with advanced stage Parkinson’s Disease.

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