The Real Difference Between Right And Left

Do you want to know what the real difference is between a Democrat and a Republican? Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy for providing today’s little lesson in life!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”

Carry on world…you’re dismissed!


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  3. Well Desert, my friends are out visiting the Heard museum so I thought I would respond to a couple of posts. What is it with conservatives that they derive their fiscal policy from a long crappy boring book made into an even boring movie written by a hack writer and their humor from a redneck cracker who probably married his sister. Let us review your post.

    If mass murder is committed by mentally unhinged people with military assault weapons that serve no other purpose, Democrats want to outlaw these weapons and Republicans want everyone to have one including the mentally ill.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, that’s news.

    If a Republican is gay he texts underage pages on the floor of Congress and cruises bathrooms in airports. The Democrats believe in equal protection under the law.

    If a Republican is down and out, he betters his situation with a large tax break citing that he is a “job creator.”
    A Democrat tries to reclaim the money from the tax breaks to the 1% while Fox News howls “class warfare.”

    If a Republican sees a talk show host he doesn’t like he switches to Duck Dynasty where middle class yuppies pose as rejects from Deliverance. If a Democrat sees a talk show host he doesn’t like, he counters with facts, but then Billo the Clown, Sean (the thief) Manatee make up their own facts and continue to spout them even after they have been proven wrong.

    If a Republican is not a Christian, he is called a RINO or Satan and will never hold office. If a Democrat doesn’t believe Bronze Age stories, ghost stories and beliefs that cannot be proved, we are tolerant but do not want your form of Sharia law ruling us nor claims that your religion is the religion of America. You are welcome in the public square, so are we. Long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    If a Republican needs health insurance, he whines about free markets for insurance, that don’t exist and never had, so repeal McCarran-Fergueson because the repeal of Glass-Steagall worked out so well for the housing and financial industry in the early 2000’s. The Democrats believe on health insurance that all should be insured (like auto insurance if you have a vehicle) and everyone pays because that’s how insurance works.

    If a Republican reads this, he will attack the person who wrote and say nothing about the message. If a Democrat reads this, they will submit more suggestions.

    Since you like redneck humor, the Democrats should accuse Senator Jeff “white Sheets” Sessions of Alabama of lying through his tooth during his confirmation hearing.

    Not my minority elected president.

    • Now that was exactly the response I would have expected out a liberal. Always trying to believe they are above criticism and it’s all the other sides’ fault. Nice try…baited…fish took the bait!

  4. No, I just thought I would respond your humor with mine. Evidently you can and I can’t.
    The truth hurts and its always funny. Eat it.

    • I would agree the truth CAN always be funny, but that doesn’t make it automatically funny. Eat it? What kind of liberal rhetoric is that??? I’m expecting “So’s yer mama” out of you next!

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